Tumblr (3.0; @jamesu1990)http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/567f48edf6dbde6da67d93199abcfadc/tumblr_mmvkkjX0hf1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50658355381http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50658355381Fri, 17 May 2013 17:18:44 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd5ab11dc2f343de670b3e8cd19ba135/tumblr_mmvh4hFpSj1qdlh1io1_r1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50563785655http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50563785655Thu, 16 May 2013 08:20:53 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/495bfb5c4e9be1d563939340416d2a3a/tumblr_mmti013ufO1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/50466454533/dear-please" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Dear Please…🙏</p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50502627142http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50502627142Wed, 15 May 2013 17:26:10 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5804fa16d05039221f833b503b4bab1/tumblr_mmlsj6fqZ01rp8gz7o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13a8f1062e60cf3bb55d9ded31522622/tumblr_mmlsj6fqZ01rp8gz7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328873833http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328873833Mon, 13 May 2013 08:21:10 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lza18hGOan1qaac30o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jazzyjanine.tumblr.com/post/45604337470/rushawnoah-xmizuokami-lizaxchan">jazzyjanine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rushawnoah.tumblr.com/post/45565932440/xmizuokami-lizaxchan-favabean05">rushawnoah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xmizuokami.tumblr.com/post/42411099008/lizaxchan-favabean05-netforce0">xmizuokami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizaxchan.tumblr.com/post/42407447191/favabean05-netforce0">lizaxchan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favabean05.tumblr.com/post/42400803565/netforce0-descartes-and-thosecartes">favabean05</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://netforce0.tumblr.com/post/33475322039">netforce0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://descartes-and-thosecartes.tumblr.com/post/17516755457/sensorydeprivationprincess-turboslime-say">descartes-and-thosecartes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sensorydeprivationprincess.tumblr.com/post/17487320493/turboslime-say-hello-to-mechanically-separated">sensorydeprivationprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turboslime.tumblr.com/post/17481946926/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its">turboslime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><span>Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.</span><br/><br/><span>Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.</span><br/><br/><span>There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.</span><br/><br/><span>But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?</span><br/><br/><span>High five, America!</span></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>bitch that’s the tubby custard machine</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxth3JruD1r2nblvo1_500.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>im crying</p> </blockquote> <p>lol nice try, vegan</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="475" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy8bwNj7k1qeq6v9.png" width="500"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I FUCKING KNEW IT</p> </blockquote> <p>its back</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e149b146b4a06ffc299db1385918d00/tumblr_inline_mhcrbbiEjC1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328813604http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328813604Mon, 13 May 2013 08:19:16 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/486344487677e3355b499b391631e910/tumblr_mmo41pKagU1rg0bd5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328798033http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50328798033Mon, 13 May 2013 08:18:46 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/982d0fde69acf2c104cfae7b65fc3167/tumblr_mmc1c5TxzT1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50062604178/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50076196583http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/50076196583Fri, 10 May 2013 08:25:54 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://your-pal-lindsay.tumblr.com/post/48819132807/thesmoshfangirl-chinchillaghosts">your-pal-lindsay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesmoshfangirl.tumblr.com/post/28046636820/chinchillaghosts-wivernryder">thesmoshfangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chinchillaghosts.tumblr.com/post/28024777412">chinchillaghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wivernryder.tumblr.com/post/28024686246/chinchillaghosts-heyfunnie-why-is-bob-short">wivernryder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chinchillaghosts.tumblr.com/post/28024519445">chinchillaghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunnie.tumblr.com/post/28024336178/why-is-bob-short-for-robert">heyfunnie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why is bob short for robert</p> </blockquote> <p>how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?</p> </blockquote> <p>How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?</p> </blockquote> <p>you ask him nicely</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>you ask him nicely</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND</p> </blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48920413131http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48920413131Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:54:45 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c81de0e6da0d21dca053a86d9ee0e011/tumblr_mlrp75pHJa1qzpsuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48840896661http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48840896661Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:35:17 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6a19f2be73a27fea768476ad6b9afd2/tumblr_mlsio52hGT1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48840676233http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48840676233Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:27:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/473d53c761e0f721e2fbfba1e618e38e/tumblr_mloy5ctRZ11qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781886098http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781886098Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:51:19 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqegrs7Uee1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781757367http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781757367Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:48:53 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f51dc98bebb4bad5987d8d6d4ae7f37/tumblr_mlp00cZoc41qz9cdmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://florosine.tumblr.com/post/48722302470/it8bit-pixel-sweatshirts-pick-up-these-rad" class="tumblr_blog">florosine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.it8bit.com/post/48696475201/pixel-sweatshirts-pick-up-these-rad-sweatshirts">it8bit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Pixel Sweatshirts</strong></p> <p>Pick up these rad sweatshirts by <a href="http://drewwise.tumblr.com/">Drew Wise</a> at <a href="http://belovedshirts.com/collections/drew-wise-the-pixel-artist-collection">Beloved</a>!</p> </blockquote> <p>I may just break down and buy that pixelated heart one oh my gosh</p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781647889http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48781647889Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:46:48 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c284b301c128f332afee8e9b47ae6081/tumblr_mljezpttG11qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48424867274http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48424867274Sat, 20 Apr 2013 09:29:10 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d89926116da7e18949738839b384dfff/tumblr_mld4m3tUl11qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/48137222552/a-helpful-life-tip" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/7107372">A helpful life tip.</a></p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185712774http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185712774Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:51:21 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65d6f690bb3e37cebe96b04db1acaf64/tumblr_mld7e7izYt1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/48141493490/so-i-created-this-charizard-skyrim-mod" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/7107552">So I created this Charizard Skyrim mod</a></p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185700909http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185700909Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:51:01 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74b29c7ca3fb1095133c97e72d668f2b/tumblr_mldzq3rqjR1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185495222http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/48185495222Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:44:56 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3eba06756a191f38cf062a817a5e8256/tumblr_ml63u3Phml1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/47821038625/back-in-the-good-old-days" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/7072005">Back in the good old days</a></p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/47852479982http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/47852479982Sat, 13 Apr 2013 10:33:42 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ingredior.tumblr.com/post/47652281988/baelor-i-dont-know-if-i-want-to-be-buried-or">ingredior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baelor.tumblr.com/post/47651753704/i-dont-know-if-i-want-to-be-buried-or-cremated-if">baelor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die</p> </blockquote> <p>“if i die”</p> </blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/47785481995http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/47785481995Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:39:23 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8727f9035c338631ed2d6a6aeb6eb01/tumblr_mk8ji03KXl1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/46279661775/yo-dawg" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/6900068">Yo dawg</a></p></blockquote>http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/46333649801http://jamesu1990.tumblr.com/post/46333649801Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:05:35 +0000